Two Green Eyes

I thought of this back in 1997 while living in Pleasant Grove. It just came to me one Halloween.

Sung to the tune of Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree

I looked out the window and what did I see?
Two Green Eyes staring back at me.
But I nearly fainted right away with surprise
When I saw the fangs that went along with those eyes.

I could run away, but it'd do no good
He'll chase me all through the neighborhood.
If I'm not fast enough, he'll make a meal of me,
Those Two Green Eyes staring back at me.

I know there's a special hell for people like me.